Britney Off the Market

The crying that you hear is from single guys around the world...Britney Spears married her childhood friend, Jason Alexander at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas strip early yesterday.

While I'm sure Seinfield jokes will abound, the fact that Britney got married is not.

And that somehow seems as surprising as "The Crocodile Hunter" holding his one month old in his arm as he went in to feed a huge croc.