Man of the Year Material

My buddy, "Big" John Beatty, although best known for his comic book art [The Punisher, Captain America, Batman, etc.] does, from time to time, write a pretty funny blog.

Big John has started updating again. His most recent post looks at People Magazine's two time Sexiest Man of the Year award winners George Clooney and Johnny Depp. Seems that since Big John has so many things in common with them, he feels that his time as Sexiest Man of the Year must be coming. Read John's post and then come on back for my comments.

Oh, back so soon?

I did some research and contacted a friend in the know. He called me back and the conversation went like this:

Mr. X: "John Beatty is on the list to be People's Sexiest Man of the Year. The trouble is there are a few people ahead of him. Folks like: Andy Dick, Abe Vigoda, Don Rickles, Rex Reed and Jackie Gleason."

Me: "Jackie Gleason! Jackie Gleason has been dead for years."

Mr. X: "Yeah, but even now he's still sexier than Beatty."

Me: "Wow. That's rough."

Mr. X: "Yeah, but Craig, there's one thing you need to know."

Me: "What's that?"

Mr. X: "Beatty's ranked ahead of you on the list."

Ouch.